The Lighter Side
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
High Medical Cost
As I was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."
"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.
"No," he said. "But it will cost just as much."
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. "Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out his savings?"
The professor's payback
A professor handed out his quarterly exam and returned to his desk. When the students handed them back, the professor saw Jack's had a $100 bill and a note saying. "A dollar per point."
When the professor handed out the graded exams, Jack eagerly looked for his grade and found, instead, $64.
Secret of a happy marriage
A woman was sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She coos "I love you. I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine."